am i the only one that finds the placement of these two stories next to each other hilarious?!?!
get it? bert fields? 93 years old? bert fields? see, it’s funny b/c if you know anything about mr. fields, you’d know that he’s, well, you know…you really don’t get it do you? ok, nevermind then.
and in case anyone from greenberg glusker is thinking about sending me a threatening email, i’ll tell you this at the outset: suck it.